What Fresh New Hell Is This?

shakedowntonight:

Kat Dennings, please sit on my face

And then mine.

wednesdays

at my uncles wedding, they had watermelon as a center piece and i got shit faced and went around to each table eating their watermelon without using my hands.

Anonymous

i would have paid money to see that.

venus does not count as a ninja turtle.

i love watermelons!!!!!

Anonymous

AS DO I!!! there is half of one in my fridge as we speak. i may have to sneak out and nibble a piece.

Reblog if you’re bored and you want anons.

laszlotastic:

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Untitled1 ZX Part 3 (by Max Capacity +)

based on an original work by Claire Donner
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unnaturalist:

Wallpaper by Dan Funderburgh